Uncle Morris

What is Uncle Morris?


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An older mid 50's male, married or unmarried, who frequents the Philippines or other such Far East locations for the purposes of molestation. An Uncle Morris will be oblivious to the wrongful consequences of his actions and will often try to strike up conversations with strangers in pubs detailing his actions.

"I was in the pub the other day, waiting to meet some bird, and this old bloke came and sat next to me. He told me that he'd recently been to Thailand and had met a lady. He asked if I'd like to see a picture. He seemed happy and being polite, I said "alright then mate, why not??". He reached for his wallet and pulled out a picture of a Thai girl. She was no older than 14. He said that she called him Uncle Morris."


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