Uncle Rico

What is Uncle Rico?


1.

Any one being who becomes a free-loading, life-ruining, football-throwing, tupperware-selling, time-machine-buying, bust-must-plus-vending, steak-eating Bodaggit.

Grandma called, you are being such an Uncle Rico.

2.

A middle aged man stuck in the 80s, he is said to have the greatest football skills of all time, but was held back by his coach. Back in '82 he could throw a pigskin a 1/4 mile.

How much you wanna make a bet Uncle Rico can throw a football over dem mountains.


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