Uncle Sam

What is Uncle Sam?


1.

*A legendary figurehead of the United States. Although mythical, he is reported to have been a real person. Uncle Sam is basically a tall man with white hair (with a white goatee), dressed in the Red, White & Blue, with the Stars & Stripes as a huge hat. Uncle Sam, along with this description, is commonly portrayed as this old-looking, but tough-as-nails, figurehead pointing at you, the viewer of the poster, and below it he's saying "I Want You".

Uncle Sam basically represents the US Government, although he greatly represents the US Military.

*Sam Fisher's alias in a mission during Splinter Cell : Pandora Tomorrow.

*An appropriate name for anyone in the military named Sam. This name may not be appropriate for females named Sam though.

Libby-Lib : "*puts on Stars & Stripes hat and then points* I want you so I can screw your children over by sending them to ficticious wars!"

Me : "....not funny."

Me : "puts on Stars & Stripes hat and then points" I want you. ^.^

Hottie : "*has a confused look*"

See Dave

2.

The federal government.

Bill cheats on his taxes, because he hates Uncle Sam taking his money.

3.

A man who was a meat checker in the Civil War who stamped safe meat with a stamp that said US as in United States, but that act what interpreted as Uncle Sam. They used him as a figurehead on posters for men to join the union army.

Also one of my relatives, whether you believe me or not.

Dude, did you see that poster in the hall? Uncle Sam wants me again! Freaking army men(:

See uncle, sam, us, united states, stars, stripes, straps, famous, army, meat, checker

4.

The ultimate combo move. Instruct her to gargle blue Powerade when getting head than begin the procedure for a jelly doughnut. Make her laugh to create an angry dragonand finish by saluting and humming the star-spangled banner.

The uncle sam is my favourite patriotic theme sex move, even if it does turn her tongue blue.

See JDW

5.

A movie from the makers of Jack Frost and Maniac Cop.

Uncle Sam has a cool holographic poster.

6.

Taking feshafide (shitty) underware and putting them on someones head while they are resting.

One night when I was wasted at a college party, after mak'n lov' to this skanky ho i gave her a uncle sam

See samsonite

7.

This is when you titty fuck a female and bust a nut on her chin, so the nut drips off her chin forming a white beard.

I gave nicole an uncle sam.

See hoto


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