Uncle Ted Edit Meaning

1.

the real definition of an "uncle ted" is someone who walks into an empty restroom full of empty stalls, other than the one you are in, and opts to drop a major duece in the stall right next to you, which in turn annoys the fuck out of you just like your uncle ted does. Not recommended as uncle tedding someone can get your shoes pissed on.

"dude, im pissed as fuck."

"why what happened?"

"I was enjoying my peaceful morning shat session when some asshole decided to uncle ted me."

"what did you do?"

"I pissed on his shoes."

"good, he deserved it. Some people!"

See uncle, ted, piss, shoes, shat

2.

Someone who tries to enter a bathroom stall several times when it is clearly being occupied. The offender, known as the Uncle Ted, will try several times to forcefully open the door seemingly unknowing that someone is in fact using the facilities. Can also be used as the adverb "Uncle Tedded".

"I was in the handicapped stall at the comfort station and some Uncle Ted came in while I was taking a deuce."

See uncle tom, uncle

3.

Another name for Ted Nugent.

I listened to the song "Stranglehold" by ol' Uncle Ted.

4.

A guy who spends an inordinate amount of time in the men's room, and you'd rather not know why.

Jim wondered why that Uncle Ted with the high-topped sneakers was always in the other stall when he took a crap.

5.

A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees... This is not to be confused with Turd Burglar who is someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open.

Dude, I just got Uncle Tedded real bad. I was trying to take a dump, and some dude was in there looking in the mirror for like 10 minutes. Finally, I just had to let it loose.

See uncle, ted, poop, shit, turd, burglar, uncle ted

6.

Ted Stevens is referred to as Uncle Ted by many Alaskans.

Uncle Ted brings home the bacon. He just got $398 million to build a bridge to Gravina Island.

See alaska, bridge to nowhere, felon, corrupt

7.

In the classic Amigagame 'Putty' (and later in 'Putty Squad') Uncle Ted was the bloke that played the Hammond organ, causing all baddies to dance uncontrollably for a few seconds. Definitely a good guy to have around.

Amiga die-hard: "Watching people dance at raves reminds me of Uncle Ted from Putty. Must be hypnosis or something,"

PC User: "What in God's name are you on about?"