Uncle Two Beers

What is Uncle Two Beers?


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An Uncle who offers to buy beers for a family barbecue/party/ or get together and only shows up with 2 of the crappiest brands beers in his hand so the host has to go out and buy more beer and then the Uncle leaves with the 2 beers and 1 more beer and eats 2 steaks brags about it and never says thank you.

My Uncle Two beers showed up to the family barbecue with only 2 beers and eat all the damn steaks and left with his 2 beers and 1 of the beers I had to go out and buy. He ain't coming to my house for a party ever again. And never pays his own way when he goes out for a beer or to the movies. And never once said Thank you to me when I did something nice for him.

See uncle, two, beers, van, bakersfield, beer, barbecue, party, family, get together, gathering, weekend


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