What is Unconcious Fat Transference?


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the process by which when you break up with someone, they lose 15 pounds while you gain 15 pounds

Him: Hey, I've been working out and lost 15 pounds. I almost have my six pack!

Her: Holy crap! I've GAINED 15 lbs. You totally practiced unconcious fat transference on me! I hate you!

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