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A particularly long and loud fart, usually with multiple changes of pitch.
I tried to choke off that fart in the 'vator, but once ..
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When a person (usually your girlfriend/boyfriend) bends over, presenting a clear opportunity for a spanking.
I came home from work and ..
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A lesbian who has never slept with a man.
Sometimes I forget my girlfriend has slept with men... I'm a gold star lesbian...
