What is Uncontrollable Reading-aloud?
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A condition in which the affected person will have a dying urge to read everything they see out loud.
This can become incredibly annoying.
A kid walks into a shop...
Kid: "Ooooh, SCREWDRIVER... Ooooh, PENCIL SHARPENER, Ooooh, THIS SIDE UP..."
Clerk: "Oh, another case of Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud..."
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