What is Uncontrollable Reading-aloud?
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A condition in which the affected person will have a dying urge to read everything they see out loud.
This can become incredibly annoying.
A kid walks into a shop...
Kid: "Ooooh, SCREWDRIVER... Ooooh, PENCIL SHARPENER, Ooooh, THIS SIDE UP..."
Clerk: "Oh, another case of Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud..."
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Random Words:
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Slang. A word used to describe a fat kid that is a bit of a mug.
Dave: alright did u watch greasy mechanics on tv last night
Nigel: no..