What is Uncontrollable Reading-aloud?


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A condition in which the affected person will have a dying urge to read everything they see out loud.

This can become incredibly annoying.

A kid walks into a shop...

Kid: "Ooooh, SCREWDRIVER... Ooooh, PENCIL SHARPENER, Ooooh, THIS SIDE UP..."

Clerk: "Oh, another case of Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud..."

See annoying, kid, reading, disease, condition


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