What is Uncontrollable Reading-aloud?
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A condition in which the affected person will have a dying urge to read everything they see out loud.
This can become incredibly annoying.
A kid walks into a shop...
Kid: "Ooooh, SCREWDRIVER... Ooooh, PENCIL SHARPENER, Ooooh, THIS SIDE UP..."
Clerk: "Oh, another case of Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud..."
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All the sweetness of breath that you'd expect of a creature that eats carrion.
If your idea of a hot meal was pavement pizzawarmed..
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When a male is having sex with his wife he tags his uncle Pete to join the fray.
Mary: Ohh John im almost there
Dookie: Hold on mary....
