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1. rolling on the floor laughin so hard that i just fucking got ksed by some n00b that just scammed me for fame now i want to pwn him with ..

1. Another form of saying, "Holy Shit!" Holy shoes... your dog just crapped all over the carpet!..

1. abbreviation for an alcoholic, usually used jokingly not as in actual medical condition "That's his third bottle of vodka ton..