Uncork Her Then Pork Her

What is Uncork Her Then Pork Her?

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"Uncork her then pork her" refers to the removal of a girl's tampon and then inserting your dick in its place. This is always done with caution.

Yo, you think Sarisha is on her period? Cuz if she iz, Ima uncork her then pork her.

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