What is Uncotard?
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A combination of unco-ordinated and retarded. Used for describing acts of clumsiness, whether it be physically, socially or saying something that could never in any case be considered intelligent.
"Oh my goodness I just stacked it down the stairs. I am such an uncotard"
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Actually very polite french for "Would you like to sleep with me tonight".
Makes an awkward pickup line when asked to a fren..