What is Uncrustables?
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Possibly the best food ever invented/discovered.
Hey kids, what do you want for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
UNCRUSTABLES!
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2.
The black crusties that fill up in your gooch and buttcrack if you don't shower for a few days
Dude, I couldn't masterbate yesterday, i couldn't stand the smell of my uncrustables!
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Random Words:
1.
Pretty hard to handle.
Yo can you hand me that Italian Screw Driver?
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