Undateable

What is Undateable?

Describes an individual so flawed that they cannot possibly be dated by anyone.

Mandy: Phil is so completely undateable. I have no idea why my cousin set us up.

Tamara: What happened?!?

Mandy: For starters, he is 35 and lives with his parents, and he smelled like rotten vegetation. And there were nose hairs.

Tamara: Agreed. Undateable.

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Kerplumpkin

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