Undead Monkey

What is Undead Monkey?


1.

Payment for a jar of dirt

Voodoo woman: I will need payment

Cpt Jack Sparrow: Look - an undead monkey!

*Sparrow shows cage and shoots monkey in head*

*voodoo woman makes trade for a jar of dirt*

See pirates, sparrow

2.

A horrible creation gone array.The scientists at Area 51 were trying to create the ultimate creation but all they got was death....

Undead Monkey!So many undead mo-....


98

Random Words:

1. When the girl lays down and puts her ass in the air then the guy puts his dick in her ass and stretches his arms and legs straight out a..
1. Phobia of getting fucked over. Just observe your co-workers' behavior :P..
1. A stupid loser with a small eibro Look, it's UserLoser!..