Undead Monkey

What is Undead Monkey?


1.

Payment for a jar of dirt

Voodoo woman: I will need payment

Cpt Jack Sparrow: Look - an undead monkey!

*Sparrow shows cage and shoots monkey in head*

*voodoo woman makes trade for a jar of dirt*

See pirates, sparrow

2.

A horrible creation gone array.The scientists at Area 51 were trying to create the ultimate creation but all they got was death....

Undead Monkey!So many undead mo-....


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