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The fake tone of voice and politeness that you put on when making an Important phonecall.
"Get Callum to phone the landlord, he ha..
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An evil system of squiggly little lines that supposedly mean sounds. Only one of three evils (the others being kanji and katakana), you ..
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The act of having such a painful dump that you scream in pain.
Those chicken wings last night gave me such bad brown screamers!!
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