What is Under The Dress Vagina Press?


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A deadly riposte, whereby you lunge verily with yon weapon, under the hem of the enemies skirt (man-skirt if applicable) and prod your tool against their lower regions.

This often causes confusion, arousal, fright, projectile vomiting, or a counter-attack with the nut suck poking fuck

Man 1 - Why hello there! What fine weather we are having today!

Man 2 - WHAT YOU SAY! A REVENGE ON YOU! *man 2 uses under the dress vagina press on man 1*

Man 1 - OH NO I AM DEAD


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