Under The Table

What is Under The Table?


1.

income not declared to government to avoid taxes.

He was visiting from new zealand on a travel visa so I paid him under the table for painting my house.

2.

On the sly; something done illegally.

Those street vendors are selling DVDs of recent movies under the table.

See utt, vess, riaa, bootleg

3.

An open but confusing sexual orientation.

If you were to walk into a room in which one person was in the closetand another were under the table, you would probably notice (and be confused by) the the person under the table, while you would probably not notice the person in the closet. The person under the table is not hiding, but nor does the person conform to standard categories (gay, straight, bi) or expectations of behavior. Communication about why a person is under the table is often hampered because explanations are complicated, easily misunderstood, disregarded as self-delusion, or even because the person under the table does not fully understand.

Q: Is Pat gay, straight, or bi?

A: None of the above, he's under the table.

See sexual orientation, bisexual, bi, metrosexual, confused, queer

4.

1. alcohol intoxicated, drunk

2. in secret

He was under the table after three beers.

See shit faced, mellow, plastered, tanked up, under wraps

5.

equivalent of lowkey

this is ttly under the table news but jesse and tammy are going outtt.:]]

See lowkey, utt, blah, bleh, idk


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