What is Undershit?
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The term 'Undershit' refers to the underlying shit-current
that flows below a shit-tsunami (or shitnami). The 'Undershit' has been scientifically proven by scientists at Harvard (the most expensive and therefore best university there is) University to be the driving force behind some of the world's most devastating shit-tsunamis. Trailer Park Supervisor of the Year James 'Jim' Lahey has been a pioneer in the field of undershit research although his at first inquisitive probings have since turned militant. Undershit currents were responsible for the deaths of 15000 unsuspecting trailer park residents in Nova Scotia last year alone.
"You grew up as a little shit-spark from the old shit-flint. And then you turned into a shit-bonfire and then driven by the winds of your monumental ignorance, you turned into a raging shit-firestorm. I’m going to unleash a shitnami tidal wave that’ll engulf you and extinguish your shit-flames forever. And with any luck, you’ll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shit-waves."
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