What is Underwater Basket Weaving?


1.

fictional college course that is used to mock the typical course load taken by the average Division 1 basketball or football "student-athlete".

Advisor: This semester I'm gonna have you take Basketball Theory 101, Geography 100, College Seminar 101 and Underwater Basket Weaving 101 so we can keep you eligible.

Athlete: I don't know if I can handle all that

Advisor: It's okay, we have individual tutors for each of those classes that will do your homework for you.

See college basketball, hoops, basketball, nba

2.

hilarious euphemism for masturbation

too much underwater basket weaving makes my wrist hurt

the interweb is a great tool for practicing underwater basket weaving

See funny, lonely, euphemism, stroking


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