What is Underwear Pretzel?
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The twisted result of rolling your underwear off your ass, down your legs, and onto the floor. (Usually kicked off one foot toward hamper.) Not recommended for human consumption, however some dogs are known to savor the flavor.
You know its time to clean when there are underwear pretzels all over your bedroom floor!
Random Words:
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(adj)All messed up in a physical way.
His car is all schmegankled after that bad wreck the other night.
See messed up, fucked up, jack..
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When your girlfriend queefs so ofter and so loud during sex you almost wake the neighbors, her kids, or anyone else in the near vicinity..
