What is Underwear Pretzel?
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The twisted result of rolling your underwear off your ass, down your legs, and onto the floor. (Usually kicked off one foot toward hamper.) Not recommended for human consumption, however some dogs are known to savor the flavor.
You know its time to clean when there are underwear pretzels all over your bedroom floor!
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a very intelligent blonde woman who appears on Fox News very often. Often fills in for other reporters (Greta for example).
In additio..
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the lubricant that forms around your ball sac when the temperature becomes too hot.
The crotch grease is building up around me so much ..
