What is Underwear Pretzel?
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The twisted result of rolling your underwear off your ass, down your legs, and onto the floor. (Usually kicked off one foot toward hamper.) Not recommended for human consumption, however some dogs are known to savor the flavor.
You know its time to clean when there are underwear pretzels all over your bedroom floor!
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The bunching up of fat that gathers at the top of one's shoes. It bears a striking resemblance to an ass crack or a woman's cl..
