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An answer to any question which is obviously yes.
Dude: Are you shitfaced?
Guy: Do frogs have watertight assholes?..
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when you're too lazy and dirty to go out with your friends, but so desperate to drink that you stay in and drink in your grimey paj..
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The woman all kingwood/ humble/ porter kids know will sell them booze and not question their age. (RIP Nancy.)
"Let's get som..