Unemployment Bath

What is Unemployment Bath?

Using the pool as a means of personal hygiene since traditional bathing methods are no longer required and the entire day can be spent poolside

Bro: Dude, you smell like chlorine.

Loser: Yeah, ever since I lost my job I've just be taking unemployment baths.

See unemployment, bathing, hygiene, pool, work

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