Unemployment Beard

What is Unemployment Beard?


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This is what you have when you neglect shaving for a while, due to being unemployed.

Bob: That's a nice unemployment beard you've got growing there!

Joe: Yeah. I'll make sure and shave as soon as I can get an interview.

See unemployment, beard, facial hair, jobless, shaving


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