What is Unexpected Turd?
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A tur that suddenly appears inyour underwear. Most commonly happens when u have dhiarea.
E.G
Dad: Good morning son *sniff* holy cow whats that smell
Teen: *checks underwear* omfg its an unexpected turd
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Masturbating twice to ten times as hard
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