What is Unexpected Turd?
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A tur that suddenly appears inyour underwear. Most commonly happens when u have dhiarea.
E.G
Dad: Good morning son *sniff* holy cow whats that smell
Teen: *checks underwear* omfg its an unexpected turd
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When someone pretends to vomit over stress due to dramatic nature.
She said she was outside vomiting, but she was really dramaiting.
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Trying to have sex while flaccid
"I was so drunk last night I was practically threading the needle with that girl."
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