Unexpected Turd

What is Unexpected Turd?


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A tur that suddenly appears inyour underwear. Most commonly happens when u have dhiarea.

E.G

Dad: Good morning son *sniff* holy cow whats that smell

Teen: *checks underwear* omfg its an unexpected turd

See skid marks, poo, poop, poopie, shit, crap, unexpected turd, unexpected, runescape


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