What is Unexpected Turd?
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A tur that suddenly appears inyour underwear. Most commonly happens when u have dhiarea.
E.G
Dad: Good morning son *sniff* holy cow whats that smell
Teen: *checks underwear* omfg its an unexpected turd
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Random Words:
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food eaten after excessive alcohol consumption to satisfy munchies, to sober up or to avoid having a hangover the following morning
I&a..
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A womans Vagina, Part of the reproductive system.
"That bitches Va Jan Jan is showing"
"Bloody fuckin Va Jan Jan!"..