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1. What you tell your friends when they ask what took you so long in the rest room. Sorry it took me so long, I was dropping your kids off..

1. A long rubber bendy dildo, usually lime green or purple. Derek:Me and your mom last night had such a good time with her jilisy Ale..

1. Morbid and irrational fear of the number 175,920,801. Unseptpentanovodiniloctonilunophobia. The one fear nobody dares talk about. See..