Unfair Martha

What is Unfair Martha?

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An unfair martha is when a guy shits on his female sex partner's chest and then tit fucks her with the shit.

"I really had to go, and she was dry anyway, so I just squatted over her and gave her an Unfair Martha."

See unfair, shit, chest, tits, martha

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