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German slang: "You can lick my arse". The swear was allegedly invented by Goethe.
Du, Arschloch -- du kannst mich mal!
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A pen.
writing stick
Billy: Hey dude can I borrow your magic writing stick?
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another word for wank, usually by a crack whore for a packet of biscuits
How much is handy shandy?
Dunno, your mom gives them for free..