What is Unfortunate Menses?
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1. When a woman's period begins at an inopportune time.
2. When a woman's period blood comes out all clotted and chunky, and a man observes it.
3. When a woman's vagina bleeds, and somehow the blood gets on your mother.
1. I was going down on that bitch when suddenly instead of pussy juices, blood started gushing all over my face giving me a
clown moustache . That's some unfortunate menses.
2. That meatball stew was some unfortunate menses.
3. My mother hates unfortunate menses, but your mom loves it.
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When you stick your dick in a girl's ass and roll down a hill.
That Turkish Tumbler made me dizzy last night.
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A term in Hebrew which is used when weird and surreal events happen to someone.
John just saw his dog getting eaten by an alien.
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