What is Unfreshman?
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A (usually male) college student with very poor personal hygiene because his mommy isn't around to wash his clothes and tell him to bathe anymore. Can be identified by stained clothes, greasy hair, unkempt appearance and foul odor. Utterly repulsive to the opposite sex and is very confused as to why. However, no one will willingly get close enough to him to explain it.
"Oh man, I got stuck in the elevator with that unfreshman. I thought I was gonna puke from the smell!"
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Phenomenon in which any animal caught defacating on my lawn bursts into flames, and it wasn't my fault.
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