What is Unfuckable?
1.
a chick that is so hot that you know she will never even let you near her
1:wow, shes hot
2:go talk to her
1:nah, she's unfuckable
2.
A fat black girl that is so grossly overweight nobody would date her, much less have sex with her.
La Toya weighed 550 pounds and was totally unfuckable.
3.
Some thing or situation that is so cool, so very perfect, so impressive, that no one could ever concieve of it as fucked, or fucked up, or all fucked up; or say about it "Fuck that." It's too good. It can't be fucked. It's unfuckable. From the Russian nev'yebenno.
Did you try the spicy spinach dip? It's so good it's unfuckable.
4.
Something that is so amazing, so perfect, so awesome that you just can't FUCK with it. Nothing in the world beats it, it's the best of its class.(i.e. Unfuckable)
Ex:
man my car is fuckin amazing, it's mid-engined, rear wheel drive, lightweight, has just the right amount of HP to enjoy the sportiness while being very efficient as a daily driver, and of all else is fucking HOT. Not only have i found the best car in terms of performance but the best car in terms of appearances as well. The Toyota MR2 is UNFUCKABLE.
Ex2: yo man that routine i ran on that girl was UNFUCKABLE, it works every time.
Ex3: i pimped that bitch like no otha...unfuckable!
See
5.
a person that you don't want to fuck around with, a group of people that is unstoppable, unthinkable, un-noticable, unbelievable, unliveable, UNFUCKABLE
don't even read it, that would be fucking around fool, don't you learn. i'll fuck yo ass up