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From the epic conker matches of your childhood. The tear-jearking moment when your (one hundred and eightier) conker loses a part of its..
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where someone else does the work and you gain the benefit.
Look at Jonny!, he's sat on his arse while someone else put's up h..
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Drinking to reduce momentary suffering. Cheaper than psychotherapy and, for a while, more fun.
We broke up a week ago, and i've b..