What is Unholy Hasselhoff?
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Being gangbanged by a party of lifeguards on an otherwise pleasant beach in California. Gender has no relevance within this situation. All butt-holes are raped equally.
The beach has never been the same thanks to the unholy hasselhoff. I now have a fear of drowning in the ocean.
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When a male wiggles his penis while ejaculating so rather than coming out in a straight line, the semen is expelled in a squiggly fashio..
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A fictional event used in a lie to avoid another potential event.
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