What is Unholy Hasselhoff?
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Being gangbanged by a party of lifeguards on an otherwise pleasant beach in California. Gender has no relevance within this situation. All butt-holes are raped equally.
The beach has never been the same thanks to the unholy hasselhoff. I now have a fear of drowning in the ocean.
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One who uses his/her mouth to please/motivate as in sexually
(Though if you are not using it as an innuendo, it is a legitimate phrase ..
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You know the guy who cleans up the "nudie booth" after the guy shoots a load. Used in the movie CLERKS.
I shot a load all ov..