Unhookupable Edit Meaning

1.

An incredibly hot girl that flirts a lot, like a closet whoreand tells tons of sexual innuendos. However, one will never be able to invade her mouth and seal the deal.

Guy1: Sofia Gizzi is so hot, I need to get with her.

Guy2: No man, you know as well as me that she is unhookupable.

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2.

Beat, wack, mad scathed in the genitalia area, beautifully challenged, anti-hott, so ridonculously fugly that no testosterone-possessing human would ever consider in their sober or non-sober state-of-mind to think about in any shape or form every touching even their pinky toe to this human being

John Robert Weiss: On a scale of 1 to 10, what would you consider Fat Jess

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