Uniacid Edit Meaning

1. An act of masturbation that exceeds 40 minutes. When no one is coming home until the early hours of the morning and you are bored. Endu..

1. the act of twisting the head of your penis with your fingers so utterly hard that the head of your penis falls off. See bastardized bot..

1. to wipe your member on a posh bird's curtains It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I just had to do it - I resolved to zoffl..