Uniboob Edit Meaning

1.

Condition when a woman wears a tight lycra fitted tube top for exercising and looses form of two boobs to just one

Check you the girl with the uniboob.

2.

When it looks like you have one massive breast. This usally happens when a girl wears a sports bra or one of those tank tops with the shelf bra.

The guys at the Gym like to stare at my uniboob.

See breasts, boobs, fun bags

3.

an amorphous undelineated mass of tit, often caused by old age sagginess or bras that squish them together. in theory, it could be a single cycloptic tit.

i think george bush sould have a huge uniboob implanted on his forehead.

4.

When a woman's bra isn't very supportive and doesn't separate, squeezing the boobs together, thus forming the appearance of one large boob. This usually happens with sports bras.

She needs to go to Victoria's Secret and fix that uniboob!

See breasts, boobs, boobies, rack, tits, titties, hooters, bra, brassiere, jog, exercise, monoboob

5.

When a woman's boobs look like one. Also, two boobs combined with more than 2 nipples, so like maybe 8 little nipples all over the Uniboob.

"Dude! I finally got this girl to have sex with me. Then I discovered she had a UNIBOOB which turned me off.

See one, boob, nipple, tit, sex

6.

Noun.

1. In art, a singular curve/line/lump of breast used to represent two boobs under clothing.

2. A single mass/breast where two should be, but not where two were originally (if you loose one boob, its not technically a uniboob). A uniboob is the presence of an original single boob.

I was in a rush, so I gave the women in my drawing uniboobs.

See boob

7.

An insulting adjectiveto describe a femalewho when the mathematical appreciation of her breasts(the summation of the volume of both) is barely enough to fill a small cup size.

Erin is a uniboob. She has to wear a negative cup size or her brabackwards to appear normal.

See derogatory, breasts, bra, a-cup