Unicorn

What is Unicorn?


1.

As seen in Wide Awake, a Twilight Fanfiction by AngstGoddess003:

1. A unicorn symbolizes an orgasm.

2. "A very pretty, white, majestic, non existent mythical creature that everyone talks about, but you never actually see first hand."

1. My boyfriend gave me a unicorn.

(All examples and definition belong to the author of this story: AngstGoddess003)

See unicorn, orgasm, female orgasm

2.

1. (positive)

Your dream person. Your perfect person. The person to whom you wish to be with intimately more than anyone else. This person is characterized by the following statements and application rational.

Statements:

The unicorn is a rare mythological creature:

They have healing powers and can neutralize poison:

Rational:

Despite its rarity, everyone has a unicorn. But everyone’s unicorn is rare to them. This one person can sooth your soul and give you a sense of worth or completeness. Just the thought of this person can heal your innermost pain on the darkest of days. It’s the perfect person.

2. (negative)

The unreachable love. Too good to be true because her unicorn status is superficial. Because most unicorns are rare and out of touch, the truth of the unicorn is likely askew. Beauty is exaggerated and faults and other unattractive attributes are forgotten or discounted. It’s your true love…Mr. Right… dream girl… and endless pursuit of this unicorn can only lead to disappointment.

1. “I’ve been in love with Erin since the first time we went to dinner together. When I lost her, I felt as if a piece of my soul died; however every time I think of her, that piece of my soul glows like the moon. Yep, Erin, she is my unicorn. I would climb a mountain just to be with here for a minute!”

2. “Wake up idiot, she’s a moron!”

“No she’s not; she’s the nicest smartest person I know.”

“You say that because she’s your unicorn. You have chosen to forget about her criminal record and trends of stupidity! Snap out of it and look at who she really is!”

See true love, dream girl, soul mate

3.

a mystical creature you have hear of but never seen, a college girl that is a virgin. when someone sleeps w a unicorn (kills) then the unicorn becomes a horse and everyone rides horses

There is no way that girl can be a unicorn, she is way to sexy to still be a virgin.

See cracky

4.

In swinger lingo, a single female (often bi) sought after by many couples. They are thought to be so rare that they have attained the status of mythical creatures.

Many couples go their entire swinging career without bagging a unicorn.

See unicorn

5.

A sexual position in which a strap on dildo is attached to someones head(male or female). After it is tightly strapped and secure, they get on all fours and ram the dildo up someone's vagina, or butthole(which works for male or female). But to be a real unicorn, the person with the strap on must make angry and wild horse noises while shoving the dildo up a persons vagina/butthole. Also, the person on the recieving end of the unicorn can sometimes where a horse-back riding helmet and use a whip to make the person "heading" their vagina/butthole go harder. An experienced unicorner wheres fairy wings on their back along with the dildo on their head.

Gina went to six flags and recieved a unicorn from a random boy.

See unicorn, horse, strap-on, fairy wings, vagina

6.

A single, straight male, who isn't a complete dickhead. Very rare. In the event that one is found, they are extremely hard to capture.

"What is he, a unicorn?!"

7.

A sexually empowered transsexual woman (male-to-female) that still has her penis. A rare mystical creature only rumored to exist but highly sought after.

They are desired by straight men who enjoy anal sex, lesbian women who enjoy vaginal intercourse and homosexual men that more identify as queer than gay.

They are further made in short supply due to their own body issues affecting sexual confidence and societal pressure to have full genital surgery.

My sex life is full of mares and stallions. One day I want to ride a unicorn, but they are rare and elusive.

See transsexual, mtf, sex


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