Unicorn Mayonaise

What is Unicorn Mayonaise?


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When one partakes in the rubbing of the magical unicorn horn and then is rewarded with unicorn mayonaise sperm, cum whatever floats your yacht

If you shine the unicorns horn long enough you are rewarded with magical unicorn mayonaise.

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