Unicorn Mayonnaise

What is Unicorn Mayonnaise?

What comes out of a unicorn's horn when you polish it. A wonderful low-fat alternative that's great in sandwiches.

When I spit-shine Sparkle's horn, he gives me a lot of unicorn mayonnaise, thus saving me a trip to the store.

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