What is Unicorn Pants?
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When a male has an erection that resembles having a unicorn horn in his pants.
Example 1: "Hey Don, check out unicorn pants over there leaving that strip club."
Example 2: "Michelle's mom came home when we were messing around downstairs. She asked for help bringing in the groceries and I had a major case of unicorn pants."
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Something that is and/or feels amazing
Q: How're you feeling today?
A: I feel absolutely quanguarous!!
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When a female is reciving anal butt sex from the Dominant Male (headbanging) and he pulls out just before ejaculation and quietly hawks ..
