Unicorn Sex

What is Unicorn Sex?

the act of shoving ones horn into another ones anus. Then stabbing one in the asscheek after orgasming.

Honey! My pet unicorn can't wait much longer.

But the last time I had unicorn sex I went to the hospital.

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Gorgonzilla

1. A huge amount of cheese D: Do you want some? J: No way, there's an absolute gorgonzilla of cheese on that pizza. See godzilla, c..

Rendezvous

1. a meeting planned at a certain time and place , can also be a secret meeting between lovers. "he was waiting for them at the rende..

Knockered

1. Not actually slang for anything sexual...but it sounds like it should be, shouldn't it? Bastardization of knackered. Sounds like k..

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