Unicorn Sex

What is Unicorn Sex?


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the act of shoving ones horn into another ones anus. Then stabbing one in the asscheek after orgasming.

Honey! My pet unicorn can't wait much longer.

But the last time I had unicorn sex I went to the hospital.

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