Unicorn Trap

What is Unicorn Trap?

A.K.A. The human vagina. Where unicorns in the wild are oft ap to getting their horns stuck, due to the congruence of friction and sweat.

"I got me wokstick stuck in a unicorn trap yesterday. Took me two hours to get out."

See pussy, vag, bearded axe wound, cunt, muschi, snatch, twat

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