What is Unicorns?
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Later, they evolved into two species:
1. the white unicorn (of horselike appearance with one beautiful horn on the center of its head)
2. the pink unicorn (of unknown appearance, as it is invisible)
Plinius: Look, a unicorn. What impressive and massive legs!
Walt: Oh, it's lovely! Well, if I draw it as a white horse with a horn...
Scott: I don't believe in unicorns. Besides, it's pink.
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2.
1. Horses with horns on heads.
2. SEXY.
3. PLEASE BREAK FOR ME
"There are a bunch of unicorns in my house."
3.
mysical horse-like creatures with a single horn in the center of their head. when a man is masturbating under a rainbow, crying, and using his tears for lube, and his seed spills to the ground, that is how a unicorn is conjured.
my sorry D&D character died today in battle, so i went out to let off some steam, and all of a sudden this unicorn appeared out of nowhere! i love unicorns!
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Unicorns are an ACTUAL creature that used to exist, but, are now extinct.
I don't care if there is no archaelogical evidence to support the existence of the unicorns. The BIBLE says they existed!
And I don't mean these modern, altered, man-made versions of the Bible, I mean the ORIGINAL King James Version, the ONLY version AUTHORIZED by GOD! If the KJV was good enough for Moses and Jesus, then it's good enough for me!
If you don't believe in unicorns, then you don't believe in the Bible, and you are going to Hell!
See Numbers 23:22; 24:8
Deuteronomy 33:17
Job 39:9-10
Psalms 22:21; 29:6; 92:10
Isaiah 34:7
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