Unicorn's Eyelash

What is Unicorn's Eyelash?


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Where the male places his penis hole on a subject's tear duct, then proceeds to ejaculatedirectly onto said duct(or ducts)

Rebecca: Gosh Mom, One minute we were dancing and laughing and do shots of Cuervo. Then, next thing I know, I wake up in the back of Trevor's van with pink eye.

Mother: It takes a special lady to receive the Unicorn's Eyelash darling...I hope you wore clean panties...Save the Belft for the third date.

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