What is Unicuntry?
A combination of "universe" and "cuntry" (please see definition), used to describe times when the individual feels like the universe is 'fucking with' them, or, in other words, being cunty. Similar to the concepts of karma and dharma, the unicuntry can be used to express dismay or ambivalence if the course of one's life is not going as one would like.
What did I do in a past life to deserve such scorn from the unicuntry?
My boyfriend broke up with me and my dog just died...the unicuntry is clearly at it again.