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An excuse for not going out with your friends when instead you'd rather sit at home and watch Mock The Week and Top Gear on the pop..
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A disease contracted in nightclubs in the 40s. Makes you walk like a pigeon with very flexible knees.
This poor woman contracted cacky ..
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fingering one's partner with intent to damage the innards.
"After Valerie was grunge pokeed she bled anally for six weeks&quo..