What is Uni-glute?
Someone that is born with only one butt cheek. This leads to an inability to sit upright or ride a bicycle. A painful affliction found mainly in the developing nations of the world. The Uni-Glute Foundation strives to help the afflicted through their Project Full Moon campaigns seen on late night TV with such taglines as "We can fix your can" and "Splitting ends for a Brighter Future". Also known as Tippers or UniGlutes.
That poor Uni-Glute got too drunk and fell off his stool.