Uninternetia

What is Uninternetia?


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Any area of land that is devoid of Internet access. These areas are commonly found deep in the Appalachians or in the vast swaths of sparsely populated lands in the West. However, Uninternetia can spread anywhere in the event of a power outage or a Blackberry that took a spin in your toilet bowl.

1. We stayed at my aunt’s house in BFE New Mexico and I was stuck in Uninternetia all week. I totally had 68 notifications on Facebook when I got back.

2. "Mr. Power decides to bail while I'm on MySpace talking to the man of my dreams? EPIC FAIL. Uninternetia blows.

See internet, dead zone, facebook, bill gates, computer


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