What is Union Beach?
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a little town off of the edge of Keyport no one kinda never heard of......it is full of hoods and poor people. It is one square mile, and has only one elementary school (k-8) and no high school. It also has a fun little beach but you can't really swim in the water because you will not get the odor out of your body for weeks. But, overall, it kinda sucks
An example of Union Beach is the poor version of Hazlet
Random Words:
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A party involving steamed puddings. Often alocohol also features, resulting in hilarious consequences.
Ed: Are you going to the steam..
