Union College Edit Meaning

1.

we are rich. we are preppy. we are better than you. we pop our collars. we wear uggs, loafers, and pointy shoes. burberry scarves and designer bags are a must. if you don't have a north face fleece and a nalgene, go home. butt pants are so hot. we have a lot of money and we spend it on alcohol and coke (and we don't mean the soda). weekends are for gettin drunk, going to frats and bars, hookin up with random hotties and sleeping it off. brunch at west is what we live for, but we certainly don't go until 12. we are white and we hate 'doids. we live for our cell phones and for aim. don't talk to us if you are not one of us.

we are soooo better than you.

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First of all, the things listed above are old school. You want the real deal, check this out. Union is in Schenectady: heart of NY. We're not from the City, and we're not on the Canadian border, we're basically perfectly located. The campus is gorgeous in all seasons, small and walkable, and the buildings are beautiful.

The people here are kick-ass: brains, beauty and brawn. Not everyone is preppy, not everyone is rich. The kids are varied and down to earth, accessible and personable. It's easy to meet people from various backgrounds and we're not just a bunch of clones. Yeah, we've got some Coach and Armani, but no one's scared to rock some Target fashions. Also, we're not defined by our Greek life. The sorority girls aren't a bunch of blonde coke-heads, and our frat brothers are not roofying maniacs.

This IS the real Union College.

Mechanical engineering, Minnesota, Delta Delta Delta sister

East Asian Studies, Voorheesville, NY, Ballroom Dancer

Environmental Studies, Texas, Alpha Epsilon Pi brother

English and Art, Maine, Minerva House Council

Spanish and Economics, Schenectady, Volleyball

All here at Union College...

See union, college, awesome, liberal, amazing, wonderful, fabulous, diverse, fun, minerva, upstate, new york, ny, schenectady, Union

3.

Union College is not what you think it is. The school is completely full of nerds, who by the way, are UGLY! There isn't one pretty girl or one good looking guy. Yeah, they may have money, but they obviously aren't using it the right way. They may have designer duds, but they look like they got dressed blind. Union kids go pretty crazy on the weekend but it's not like it's much fun! Everyone goes to the same bar, Gepettos, which is complete TRASH, Followed by a fraternity party. If you ask me, this school is LAME!

Union College is not what you think it is. The school is completely full of nerds, who by the way, are UGLY! There isn't one pretty girl or one good looking guy. Yeah, they may have money, but they obviously aren't using it the right way. They may have designer duds, but they look like they got dressed blind. Union kids go pretty crazy on the weekend but it's not like it's much fun! Everyone goes to the same bar, Gepettos, which is complete TRASH, Followed by a fraternity party. If you ask me, this school is LAME!

See ugly, nerdy, pathetic, boring

4.

A beautiful campus, but it's everybody's second choice. Maybe it's not a "new ivy" but it sure as hell is a hidden gem. People here love to party and dance. Security is lax, and waves as people walk by holding alcohol. We are preppy and everybody has something designer. From shoes to purses, to sunglasses: armani and coach aren't in short supply. The guys here are crazy and pretty sketchy, almost every frat is known for roofying girls. The sororities are full of cocaine and all the girls are blonde and beautiful. We are the real thing, we are better than orange county because everyone is old money here. Fuck your beaches and surfing, we've got Galas and heritage. We hate the town we live in because it's trashy and rundown...it used to be amazing before everything fell to hell. This school has been here forever and it's not going anywhere, so get used to it.

You're wearing sweatpants and you're at Union College? (What a trashy whore)

See schenectady, new york, cocaine, rich