Union Jake

What is Union Jake?


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(N) Someone who takes part in a Union Jake-off, then feels dirty afterwards and goes to vent about it on a disreputable forum filled with 14 year old nerds who have never gotten near a woman.

I saw a group of Union Jakes yesterday.

See circle jerk, union jack, jerk off, masturbate, ug, prestige


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